May 2013
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Ladies and Gentlemen, an Honest Moment.
I am not going to sit here for a single second and think myself an unlucky lady.
I have a job. I have a sweet, although expensive, apartment. I have friends and family who love me and support me always. I HAVE A JOB.
But ladies and gentlemen, I am lonely. I am stressed out. I am tired. I have a rash on my face and no health insurance.
Ok, so let me start with the rash. Let’s say...
March 2013
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February 2013
Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head Give Us More To... →
Dear sweet jesus it’s an IPA glass designed by Sierra Nevada & Dogfish Head and made by Riedel and and and AND!!!! … looks like a sex toy.
My life is now complete.
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Ron Swanson came into the restaurant I work at last night.
People kept running up to him while he was standing around trying to share drinks with his friends while he waited for a table and it kinda made me feel really, really bad. And he had to wait a really long time for a table! First, because we were really busy, but then because he had some joiners that wouldn’t fit at the table we...
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January 2013
