February 2009
January 2009
THE SMALL TRACK BIKE DILEMA →
Holy fuck, I am not alone. LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BIKE! That’s even too small for ME! That’s always a bit of a boost. Most of the time everything is just too big, period. Once in a great while something will actually fit, but rarely, if ever, is there ever something too small for me. Unless we’re talking children’s clothes, then almost always the tops are too small, my boobs...
Watchi would move to seattle for this man.
I NEED UNLIMITED ACCESS TO THE FOLLOWING:
Beer
Music
Paper
Pens
Other Various Art Supplies
Sex
Porn
Sushi
Films
Books
Sneakers
Tattoo Artists
Art Magazines
Etsy
Airfare
My Family
Concert Tickets
My Best Friends
The Ocean.
Warm Sunny Weather
Dogs
Inspired People
My Laptop
Good Clothes
Good Food
Men with Beards
Men with Beards and Tats
Men with Tats
Men with Beards, Tats and Great Smiles
Men
Yellow Rooms
Red...
funeralface:
indierawk:
Beirut - Elephant Gun....
Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand... →
lorenrochelle:
this is amazing.
i read this thinking it was real … until i saw it was the onion. damn. obama seems that cool, ya know? i thought it was real!
Whew!
Erin: Did I tell you Corey is telling people we DATED.
Me: What?! No way.
Erin: Yep. Sara said, "Oh no you guys didn't!"
Me: Did she really? That's awesome!
Erin: Yeah. It was really funny.
Erin: I just want to find someone who's not attached to me.
Me: Yeah.
Erin: Someone who's really hot and thinks I'm really hot and we just have amazing sex all the time. And that's it.
Me: I'd just like for someone to be my best friend. My partner in crime. I want to commit to him, but not have it be so heavy and draining. We just have a lot of fun.
Erin: Awwwwww.
Erin: I'm your best friend.
Me: But you don't have a cock. I'd like to have a cock to fuck.
Erin: True.
Erin: If I WAS a boy, my cock would be huge. Just so you know.
Me: WHAT?!
Erin: I'm serious. My grandpa told me this when I was very young.
Me: WHAT??!!
Erin: He told me my dad's side of the family all have huge dicks.
Me: Oh my god.
Erin: And I know it's true. I saw my brother's.
Me: Ohhhhh my GOD.
Erin: My room in my old house was right across from the bathroom and on my 16th birthday was my brother was in the bathroom, naked, stretching out and I popped out of my room before he had a chance to close the door.
Me: *laughing*
Erin: I remember clearly, seeing his arms stretched back, his giant penis and he said, "Happy Birthday" then slammed the door shut.
Me: Wow.
Erin: I know. So, if I had been a boy, I would have had a giant penis too.
Me: Gooooood to know Erin. Whew!
Erin: Yup!
“No offense, but … don’t you think it’s time you get a new...”
– Ebony
