December 2010
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Instilling good manners is for pussies.
Me: Hey Rachel ...
Rachel (aged 4): What?
Me: I have a message for you ...
*I tilt to the left and try really hard to fart, but nothing comes out.*
Me: ... wait for it ... *pushing* ... wait for it ...
*Rachel points her butt at me and farts a giant fart*
Rachel: No! I have for you!
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Am I the only one underwhelmed by the sex scene in...
Seriously.
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis?
Wudda , cudda, shudda been hotter.