February 2011
Meh, whatever.
You all hyped The Human Centipede up too much.
Nasty, yes, but it tries too hard.
I just laughed through the whole thing.
January 2011
golden. birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIA!!!!!!
I hope you have a wonderful day full of kicking ass, bike rides, booze and sex!
And do me a favor?
Grab 30 by the balls for me and tell it Smut is on her fuckin’ way.
So it better run.
Native americans are the best strippers because...
Remember when I had the energy to dance in my undies in the morning?
Yeah, me neither.
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Do you think I’m wonderful? she asked him one day as they leaned against the...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Everything Is Illuminated)
…you couldn’t be something that so many others are.
(via merch)